
It’s time to stop carving mountains in your mashed potatoes and wake up, people!
If you’ve had enough of those pesky Greys and/or Lizard People having their way with your cattle, cornfield, and tuckus, get out to Fountain Hills this weekend and unite.
Folks with very open minds will be gathering at an annual International UFO Conference to discuss their favorite forms of unexplained phenomena. Check it out if you’re a believer, curious, or a people watcher.
Personally, I can’t help but love this stuff. I grew up on Unsolved Mysteries and the UFO & Bigfoot episodes were always my favorites, so I’m a bit of a sucker for it. Plus, the magazine sponsoring it, Open Minds, has a really cool logo.
Deep probe these details:
Have fun, and let’s unmask our reptilian overlords!
(Oh, and check out Bob Beard’s amazing round up of Arizona conspiracy theories.)

You’ve had a rough 100 years, but I still love you.
Let’s all party this Thursday night, geek style, eh?
I will be there, so say “Hi” if you spot me!
Also, don’t forget that Bookmans Mesa is throwing a Scott Pilgrim party tonight at 7pm.
Will you be able to withstand my mad Rock Band skillz?
(Answer: Probably.)

Local Arizona 8th Grader, Joey Hudy (yes, he’s on Twitter), demonstrated his marshmallow air cannon with our commander in chief!
Itching to launch some squishy ammo himself (who wouldn’t), the president dives in and preps the device for marshmallow mayhem.
Congrats to Joey; what an awesome experience!
You’ve got a bright future in playground arms-dealing for sure.