Sometimes it’s creepy how serendipitous the internet can be, and how ample Etsy is.

Looking for some ornaments for each member of our family, my wife stumbled across these octopodic characters with eerie resemblances to ourselves.

Behold the nerd blogger octopus at the top, and here’s my wife the photographer:

Plus they have wild eyes and giant vampire teeth, which we also totally have.

(Ok, not really.)

We even found one for Jonas our candy fiend, and Job our hugger.

And to top it all off, one for Zoe: