Why Unicorns Do Well In Arizona [Facts]

Raising Unicorns

Last night I had the pleasure of meeting Jessica, the brains behind the ultimate guide to unicorn farming.

When given the opportunity, I asked her if unicorn farms struggle in Arizona, considering the climate.

Do they need lots of air conditioning?

Her answer was simple:

Unicorns are magic; they make their own air conditioning – and they do very well in Arizona.

Now you know!

Check out Raising Unicorns for yourself if you’re interested in entering the lucrative and glitter-saturated field of Unicornomics.

Feel free to leave any questions you have about unicorns (and the proper raising thereof), and I’ll make sure Jessica gets them.

Comments:

to “Why Unicorns Do Well In Arizona [Facts]”

  1. darby says:

    holy unicorn party! makes me want to watch charlie the magical unicorn youtube video!

  2. Preston says:

    I have been hearing a lot about this lately… Unicorn, are the narwal of the land!

  3. Stacy says:

    Hmm, sounds interesting! I wonder, what is the most important part of being a unicorn farmer?
    Do unicorns need a special diet?
    What happens if you are skewered by a unicorn horn? They are magical do you die or are you healed?

    • Jonathan says:

      From what I gathered, unicorns eat mostly cupcakes and twizzlers – but I’ll see what Jessica has to say.

      Your last question is awesome.

    • Shauna "Mahana" Smith says:

      Well Stacey the basic thing I know about unicorns is they poop rainbows so clean up is easy and earth friendly in that department at least.

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