Monsterland Tombstone - Lightning Octopus

The open-year-round haunted attraction Monsterland is opening up next weekend in Downtown Mesa, and I’ve got 2 tickets to give away.

I’ve wandered around inside (with the lights on anyway) and my wife snapped that shot above in their cemetery.

To win these coveted complementary passes – no cheap prize – I want to know the funniest, cleverest, and nerdiest thing you’d have inscribed on your tombstone.

Leave a comment, Facebook or regular, with your inscription, and I’ll pick a winner and mail the tickets out on Monday.

I’ll also give away a little Bookmans giftcard to one random person who comments, just for playing.

Have fun and make me laugh!

“She saved the world… a lot.”