When geeks do battle, our weapons of choice can sometimes include a bat’leth, a lightsaber, a boomstick, or the most reliable personal effect in the galaxy – a towel.
And when these trusty tools of attack either fail us or just aren’t within arms reach, we must rely on our minds – filled with useless facts and opinions about almost everything.
It is this kind of battle I speak of today, my friends. A battle where bespectacled warriors wield wits and smug senses of superiority, and scathe their enemies with the sharpest of tongues.
I speak of the Phoenix Comicon’s Ultimate Geek Smackdown…
[Queue the music from Amok Time.]
Are you geek enough? By Grabthar’s Hammer, you are!
I’ll be there to watch, and I hope to see some LO readers represent.
And in case you didn’t get my Amok Time reference: