Lightning Octopus Hat 2

I’m finally back from the frozen tundras of the north, and I brought home with me the best Christmas present since the Super Nintendo I got when I was eleven.

There aren’t enough thanks in the world for the Lightning Octopus fan who made it for me.

Behold its glory!

Lightning Octopus Hat 3

My nephews took turns trying it on.

Some were amazed and confused at its majesty:

What does it mean!?

My son Jonas, however, just loves it:

Lightning Octopus Hat 4

What do you think – should I be required (by law) to wear it to every event I happen to attend?

*UPDATE: A few people have been asking for the pattern, so I found it!